(via the-threebroomsticks)
I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE
WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE
A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE EGG AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS ACTUALLY AN EGG OF STEEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0/10 WOULD NOT TRY AGAIN
THERE’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING DENT IN THIS EGG TO I HAVE TO GO TO A HOT TUB AND SING TO IT OR SOMETHING I JUST WANTED FUCKING CHOCOLATE
alohamora? If not stand back and use BOMBARDER!!
(Source: palpitoad, via time-lord-swag)
this is what dreams are made of
(Source: harryjamespotter, via the-last-enemy)
(via the-last-enemy)
I belong with you, you belong with me, you’re my sweetheart
A memory remains just a tiny spark…
(Source: jennalouisess, via the-last-enemy)
minimalist sets
→ harry potter books
(via the-last-enemy)
Mades these this weekend om nom nom.
(via weasley-is-our-king)
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
Right in the childhood.
(Source: idiotshitbaby, via showmeyourdirtyface)
Now I know what sort of man I am. I’m lucky. Cos quite by chance, I’m still within the first 15 of my regeneration cycle, which means I’ve got just enough residual cellular energy to do this
(Source: lecompanion)
Knowing you are get really pissed off on tumblr cause the person who’s pissed you off doesn’t have it. Hur Hur Hur
(via the-last-enemy)
LOVE THEM
(via millieryan)
