(via the-threebroomsticks)
I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE
WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE
A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE EGG AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS ACTUALLY AN EGG OF STEEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0/10 WOULD NOT TRY AGAIN
THERE’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING DENT IN THIS EGG TO I HAVE TO GO TO A HOT TUB AND SING TO IT OR SOMETHING I JUST WANTED FUCKING CHOCOLATE
alohamora? If not stand back and use BOMBARDER!!
(Source: palpitoad, via time-lord-swag)
this is what dreams are made of
(Source: harryjamespotter, via the-last-enemy)
(via the-last-enemy)
I belong with you, you belong with me, you’re my sweetheart
A memory remains just a tiny spark…
(Source: jennalouisess, via the-last-enemy)
minimalist sets
→ harry potter books
(via the-last-enemy)
Mades these this weekend om nom nom.
(via weasley-is-our-king)
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
Right in the childhood.
(Source: idiotshitbaby, via showmeyourdirtyface)
Now I know what sort of man I am. I’m lucky. Cos quite by chance, I’m still within the first 15 of my regeneration cycle, which means I’ve got just enough residual cellular energy to do this
Knowing you are get really pissed off on tumblr cause the person who’s pissed you off doesn’t have it. Hur Hur Hur
(via the-last-enemy)
LOVE THEM
(via millieryan)
